Brandy/16!
I post stuff from Arcade Fire, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Community, 2 Broke Girls, American Horror Story, How I Met Your Mother, the fault in our stars and other john green stuff, pushing daisies, grey's anatomy, gilmore girls, sailor moon, Avengers, teen wolf, Orange is the New Black, Parks and Recreation, coldplay, and basically anything I feel like posting

 

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

(Source: sigurrossgeller)

I hate it when you try and tell someone to not say gay in a derogatory fashion and they say I meant gay as in happy like don’t mess with me you assfuck you know what you meant

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

(Source: sizvideos)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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Am I not getting notes on my text posts cause I don’t have a lot of followers or are they just crappy text posts

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

Friend: "So how's your daughter doing?"

Dad: "Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."

Friend: "What's she studying?"

Dad: "Political Science."

Friend: "And does she have a boyfriend?"

Dad: "Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."

Friend: "You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"

Dad: "No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."

Best dad ever